Sponsored Links ∇ - The Drunk Will and Guy have an old friend called Dave Barker who lives in Portsmouth, Hampshire. In recent years Dave has turned his hand to driving buses. One Friday an inebriated man got on Dave's double-decker bus and sat in the bottom deck close to Dave. Now, Dave is not meant to allow drunks onto his bus but he had a good heart and let the man stay on. The man started rambling on and on, so Dave suggested he should sit upstairs. 'The air is cleaner up there and you'll get a much better view.' The man agreed, but returned a few minutes later. Comedy Central Jokes - The Bus Driver - A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Have fun with this collection of Funny Bus Jokes. Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus. What is the difference between a bus driver. 'What's wrong?' 'Don't you like it better up there?' 'It's fine', the drunk said. 'But it's too dangerous: There's no driver'. Next Stop At the next stop two more drunks got onto a bus. The first, name of Bill, asks 'Will this bus take me to 25th Street?' The bus driver says, 'No, it won't.' After a pause, the second man, name of Gerry, inquires, 'What about me?' Footnote One day, perhaps we will tell the full story of Dave, the asthma attack and the breathalyzer, but for now I leave the details to your imagination. Dave, our bus driver friend, tells the story of when he was driving a bus load pensioners to Brighton, on a day trip, when he was tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he happily took and ate. After about 20 minutes, she tapped him on his shoulder again and she handed him another handful of peanuts. The old dear repeated this generous gesture several more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he decided to ask the little old lady, 'Why don't you and your friends eat the peanuts yourself?' 'We can't chew them because We've no teeth', she answered. Dave was puzzled and enquired, 'Then why on earth do you buy them?' 'Oh, we just love the chocolate around them', replied the old lady. Most of us see school buses as the things that bring traffic to a halt on our way to work. We envision a school bus driver that’s had one too many cocktails, with a scruffy beard and cigarette dangling out of their mouth as they haul off other people’s children to school. Unless you’re a parent, then you may think of supernatural school bus drivers that can fly and land your child safely in front of school with no incident. Here we have the funniest school bus driver jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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